Snakes are one way to scare away zombies. Putting snakes in your bedroom will keep zombies away forever. They will not come into your bedroom and they will not come into your dreams. The snakes do not have to be real, they can be pictures or drawings of snakes. Make sure you put one on the door and one on each wall and you will never see zombies again. Bye bye zombies!
The paragraph above was written for my 5-year-old niece who is visiting and has not slept for several nights. I’m told it is because the REALLY REAL zombies keep her from sleeping. So, ontop of a dog who also has bouts of insomnia… I am tired in a big way! I’m aiming to prove there’s a way to repel zombies (she can read now, so the hope is that if I show her the post minus this paragraph, we can move past the zombie thing). Sayonara, zombies? Please?
ps – we just had a talk about what fibbing means… I call this beneficial fibbing, so it’s okay.
pps – I recommend everyone make snakes, just because it was so dang fun. The photo above is of the snakes we made. We’re pretty good snake makers, yeah?